fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 13, 2004

Fapmachine

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

by Jl333 March 7, 2009

Fart Machine

A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.

Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!

by Nice Guy Eddie April 23, 2004

fartamachinia

a group of people who fart like machines

"These people are a fartamachinia, Bob!" "I know, Bob number 2"

by potatos are cool August 26, 2019