fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 14, 2004

Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

by Tank April 09, 2007

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 15, 2003

pureicey

Banned.

We voted to ban pureicey, its too bad orby didnt get the hack.

by Tank February 20, 2003

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 20, 2003

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 14, 2004

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by Tank December 29, 2003