tank's definitions

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 26, 2009

Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

by Tank August 11, 2006

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

by Tank December 13, 2008

Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

by Tank April 13, 2007

Tank

A person who has a large build; this may be someone who is tall and has a wide build, they are also people who have an incredible stregth.

that man is a Tank, he has just pulled down a fully grown tree only using his bare hands

by Tank April 2, 2015

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 14, 2003