"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"
A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.
Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"
John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.
So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....
The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.
Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.
Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"
n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.
"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!