cetaphilia

An obsession with using cetaphil to wash genitals for sexual stimulation and gratification.

My moment of clarity came while I was gently washing my pecker in the shower. It was no longer about hygiene for me, it had become cetaphilia.

cetaphilia by wicked smart October 20, 2008

Cetaphobia 

Cetaphobia is the fear of Emi and the Brad does discord server

I went on discord and some kid got cetaphobia when he saw emi talking

Cetaphobia by Cetaphobic January 17, 2019

Cetaphobia 

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

Cetaphobia by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Fetaphilia 

A strange and obsessive desire to eat feta cheese

Elsie's fetaphilia scares her co-workers.

Fetaphilia by melmons February 26, 2015

Cetaphobia 

Irrational fear of whales.

That girl Zula has a serious case of Cetaphobia; she can't even watch Free Willy without having a heart attack.

Cetaphobia by Dan Fan e* August 19, 2014

PETAphilia 

a psychiatric disorder in which an adult has sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with an adult who exhibits costumed portrayal of their identity as an anthropomorphic animal, aka "furry", not exclusive of pedophilia (a psychiatric disorder in which an adult has sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with a prepubescent child) as the two can nearly overlap if the furry happens to costume or identify as a prepubescent goat, ibex, or other capra offspring. Hence, PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) philia (love/lust) can overlap very nearly with pedophilia with a furry costumed and identifying as a sexually immature offspring from the capra genus (goats and similar).

Jackie was amused when she realized Kyrie was not called out for pedophilia, but his new girlfriend was quite fond of climbing on furniture while wearing cashmere goat skins and accessories, pretending for his sake to be a human-like baby goat; and therefore he was engaging in PETAphilia.

PETAphilia by TechnoButt February 4, 2024

Capaphilia 

Someone that is addicted to capping or lying.

Aye that nigga got a severe case of capaphilia

Capaphilia by Naneki March 26, 2025