falaphilia 

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

falaphilia by broox October 14, 2004

fartphiliac 

A person who compulsively seeks out others’ flatulence, often demonstrating a desperate creativity in doing so.

That fartphiliac has taken his search to a whole new level that we call fart stalking.

fartphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Futaphilia 

The term Futaphilia is a word to refer to an individual expresses strong sexual interest in Futanari.

My friend is a Futaphilia

Futaphilia by Chrissylized November 20, 2016

Fetaphilia 

A strange and obsessive desire to eat feta cheese

Elsie's fetaphilia scares her co-workers.

Fetaphilia by melmons February 26, 2015

Filephilia

A person who names all of their files and folders after their own name. Using a file naming convention involving your own first and/or last name

I've decided to name all of my files steve_file1, Stevesfavorites. Dude I think you suffer from filephilia

Filephilia by graniteBill January 29, 2019

fabophilia

characterized by being in love with all things fabulous.

Fabulous: Burberry, beautiful women, European men, jet-setting, wine tasting, French New Wave, catamarans and yachts, all things quaint or quintessential
Not fabulous: body oder, knock-offs, American culture, obesity, fast food that doesn't involve a humus or cheese plate and a bottle of Pinot Noir

A: "Is he a homosexual?"
B: "It's not that Sean is gay or straight, its that he's in love with all things that are fabulous."
A: "Fabophilia?"
B: "Exactly. He prefers wearing designer labels, driving the mercedes, and hates eating non-organic foods."

fabophilia by Dop.l.gang May 10, 2009

fecaphiliac 

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.

Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.

fecaphiliac by azkaged November 16, 2013