Desire, sexual attraction, or intense feelings of love towards a fictional character, similar in strength and application of those felt towards real people.
Fictophiles rare experience fictophilia exclusively while being unable to connect with real people, but often fictophilic desires persist even when the person is in a serious real life relationship.
After realising she judged every relationship by how much like Hermione Granger her girlfriends were, Jane came to suspect she might meet the criteria for fictophilia.
Someone who loves to fuck so much that they totally fuck their lives up in the process of living.
My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.
"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"
A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.
Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"
John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.
Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.
Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.