Scares 

Response to, or description of a person or object who is particularly freaky or ugly.

Elise: "Woah that chick totally has a moustache."

Matt: "Scares."

Scares by flipe1 October 6, 2008

Man-Scares 

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.

Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.

Man-Scares by BFunkEra December 18, 2008

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me... by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

Night Scares

A colloquial term for the anxiety you feel at night, usually in bed, before going to sleep. If you feel anxious late at night, it usually means you need more sleep.

ddd: “Oh, man, I’m going to die, I’m going to die one day! Maybe not today, but I’m going to die!”
*Sleeps for 8-12 hours.*
ddd: “Man, I had some crazy night scares last night.”

Night Scares by Forgive Marcel July 6, 2026

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Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013