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futaphobia

The persistent fear of people who appear to be female, but for some reason have male genitalia. Used widely in hentai, roleplaying and elsewhere
"When I was roleplaying on WoW last night I met this hot Draenei, then she pulled out her giant futanari cock! I just developed futaphobia :("
futaphobia by Morot May 9, 2015

falaphilia 

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.
So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....
falaphilia by broox October 14, 2004

fontaphilia

Love of fonts, often leading to the collection of multiple fonts and typefaces on one's computer. Burgeoning fontaphilia is usually indicated by the ability to distinguish Helvetica in signage.
Times New Roman? Can't I substitute something else. I have fontaphilia and want to share.
fontaphilia by TheInfamousj April 23, 2011

Fetaphilia 

A strange and obsessive desire to eat feta cheese
Elsie's fetaphilia scares her co-workers.
Fetaphilia by melmons February 26, 2015

fecaphiliac 

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.
Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.
fecaphiliac by azkaged November 16, 2013

fetophilia 

a condition of extreme sexual arousal caused by contact with a fetus
Someone! Help! My dog is a fetophiliac!
fetophilia by Captian Assman May 13, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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