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futaphobia

The persistent fear of people who appear to be female, but for some reason have male genitalia. Used widely in hentai, roleplaying and elsewhere
"When I was roleplaying on WoW last night I met this hot Draenei, then she pulled out her giant futanari cock! I just developed futaphobia :("
futaphobia by Morot May 9, 2015

falaphilia 

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.
So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....
falaphilia by broox October 14, 2004

fontaphilia

Love of fonts, often leading to the collection of multiple fonts and typefaces on one's computer. Burgeoning fontaphilia is usually indicated by the ability to distinguish Helvetica in signage.
Times New Roman? Can't I substitute something else. I have fontaphilia and want to share.
fontaphilia by TheInfamousj April 23, 2011

Fetaphilia 

A strange and obsessive desire to eat feta cheese
Elsie's fetaphilia scares her co-workers.
Fetaphilia by melmons February 26, 2015

fecaphiliac 

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.
Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.
fecaphiliac by azkaged November 16, 2013

fetophilia 

a condition of extreme sexual arousal caused by contact with a fetus
Someone! Help! My dog is a fetophiliac!
fetophilia by Captian Assman May 13, 2005