Ferretoph
SHUT IT FERRETOPH
Ferretoph by Yabeast101 February 21, 2025
ferretor
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Ferretphile
Another word for pedophile. Coined by the popular meme app iFunny where it would censor "pedo" into "ferret" and therefore became a widespread meme in the app.
Ferretphile by BadTimeToGetLost October 12, 2020
Ferretology
The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.
Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.
And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.
And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
Ferretology by RedheadVB February 26, 2011
Ferretologist
One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.
I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.
Ferretologist by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011
ferretor
ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.
ferretor by Bacon may taste good but it's bad for you September 2, 2004
ferretphilia
Guy 1: yooo my neighbor got arrested
Guy 2: what for
Guy 1: ferretphilia man, he was a total creep
Guy 2: well thank god he was arrested i dont want him around my kids
Guy 2: what for
Guy 1: ferretphilia man, he was a total creep
Guy 2: well thank god he was arrested i dont want him around my kids
ferretphilia by Localboi808 September 26, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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