Ferretoph 

A slur used for gay people since all the other once are too boring

SHUT IT FERRETOPH

Ferretoph by Yabeast101 February 21, 2025

ferretor 

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.

If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.

ferretor by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

Ferretphile

Another word for pedophile. Coined by the popular meme app iFunny where it would censor "pedo" into "ferret" and therefore became a widespread meme in the app.

iFunny mods are ferretphiles because they love children.

Ferretphile by BadTimeToGetLost October 12, 2020

Ferretology 

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.

Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.

Ferretology by RedheadVB February 26, 2011

Ferretologist 

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.

I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.

Ferretologist by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011

ferretor 

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.

Man I wish i was ferretor
or
Ferretor commands you

ferretor by Bacon may taste good but it's bad for you September 2, 2004

ferretphilia 

Pedophilia

Guy 1: yooo my neighbor got arrested

Guy 2: what for
Guy 1: ferretphilia man, he was a total creep
Guy 2: well thank god he was arrested i dont want him around my kids

ferretphilia by Localboi808 September 26, 2020