Another word for pedophile. Coined by the popularmeme app iFunny where it would censor "pedo" into "ferret" and therefore became a widespread meme in the app.
Originated on the app called iFunny, despite its overwhelming pedophile, racist and terrorist problem. Ifunny would rather censor words than fix the problem.
Guy 1 :" Man I heard the iFunny Mods were ferretphiles"
Guy 2:"What the fuck is a ferretphile?"
Guy 1: "ugh, ifunny and its shitty censor system"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.