ferretor

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.

If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.

by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

ferretor

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.

Man I wish i was ferretor
or
Ferretor commands you

by Bacon may taste good but it's bad for you September 2, 2004

ferreteria

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.

Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Ferretology

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.

Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.

by RedheadVB February 26, 2011

Ferretologist

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.

I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.

by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011

Feretorix

God of gods

Feretorix, bless us! He has a big heart probably a big coook too.

by Nn000o January 8, 2022

ferretarium

often owned by people who also reside in a doublewide on a property which contains more cars in the yard then on the drive way.

ferretarium is a designated place where the ferrets can roam

have you seen billybob's ferretarium?

by RototheD May 25, 2008