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ferretor 

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.
Man I wish i was ferretor
or
Ferretor commands you

ferreteria 

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.
Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!
ferreteria by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Ferretology 

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.
Ferretology by RedheadVB February 26, 2011

Ferretologist 

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.
I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.
Ferretologist by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011

Feretorix 

Feretorix, bless us! He has a big heart probably a big coook too.
Feretorix by Nn000o January 8, 2022

ferretarium 

often owned by people who also reside in a doublewide on a property which contains more cars in the yard then on the drive way.

ferretarium is a designated place where the ferrets can roam
have you seen billybob's ferretarium?
ferretarium by RototheD May 25, 2008