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Fertile Crescent
An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley
Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?
Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!
Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!
Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018
Related Words
Fercil • fergilicious • Fertile • Fertilizer • frecil • ferclempt • fertile crescent • fertilization • fertilized • fecilate
Fried and Fertilized
Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011
fetus fertilizer
1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
fetus fertilizer by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012
fertile myrtle
fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013
fergilicious
fergilicious by Bethanie October 25, 2006
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