When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.
"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"
by skamocker086 April 17, 2004
The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016
An awesome pickup line.
by #Animals4life May 26, 2018
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.
by TheADvent Calendar December 01, 2019
A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid
by the funny one July 24, 2016
Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.
by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003
by arihahana July 22, 2009