Demorrhoid 

A person who claims to be a Democrat but is in reality an extreme left-wing bleeding-heart liberal and like a hemorrhoid bleeds blood a Demorrhoid bleeds ideology and to make matters even worse claims to help people but ends up hurting them even more.

The Demorrhoids in San Francisco claim to help the homeless by throwing money at them but instead have only made the homeless problem even worse. Across the country Demorrhoids in power release inmates from prison because they think imprisoning people is inhumane but the end result is that innocent law-abiding citizens become the victims of increased crime and the "downtrodden" "abused" criminals end up with more rights than their victims. Demorrhoids preach that we must be compassionate to illegal aliens who come to America and yet Americans become the victims of the criminals who come here and the taxpayers have to pay to support these illegals including the attorneys who end up defending them. .

Demorrhoid by Nickelman from the boonies. April 20, 2023

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

Hemorrhoid by dhar woman July 7, 2022

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

human hemorrhoid by chezo July 22, 2009

hemorrhoid miner 

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

hemorrhoid miner by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

Hemorrhoids 

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.

What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!

Hemorrhoids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

emorrhoids 

The name used to classify the cuts that an emo makes on his/her ass.

Guy 1: Hey, that emo kid's been sticking that razor on his butt repeatedly, you think he's shaving?
Guy2: Nah, man, he's getting himself some emorrhoids!

emorrhoids by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010