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Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe
Feastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020
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Fecktacular 

An amalgam of Feck and Spectacular, used to describe when something is spectacularly fecking poor.
That movie was fecktacular
Fecktacular by Agraxor November 25, 2005
cross between freak and retard
Like, omg! Meg is such a freaktard!
freaktard by Laura October 1, 2004

freaktastic 

Great in the sack and who can't get enough
I had a mass orgy involving my girlfriends and 8 other hotties. WhoooHooo! She was FREAKTASTIC!!!!
freaktastic by Doddi December 27, 2007
A difficult situation/and or scene which usually involves panicking and or crazy behavior and no simple way out.
If you hadn't of thrown that rock at the elehpant at the zoo, Raquel we wouldn't be in this Fraktas!!!
Fraktas by gninwodassyla July 1, 2009

Freaktarded 

There's a cannibal that moved in next door, it's freaktarded.

"What happened to Jenny?"
"I don't know it's freaktarded."