feartard

One whose fears leads to a complete retardation of their intelligence.

A feartard suffers such high levels of fear that cognitive dissonance overrides any rational cognitive thought leading to complete mental retardation. It is a highly contagious mental disease that invokes retarded actions of delusional beliefs in individuals as well causing global pandemics of irrational fears.

The feartard hibinated in self isolation too fearful to go outside and interacting with others

by Gyroist April 18, 2020