One whose fears leads to a complete retardation of their intelligence.
A feartard suffers such high levels of fear that cognitive dissonance overrides any rational cognitive thought leading to complete mental retardation. It is a highly contagious mental disease that invokes retarded actions of delusional beliefs in individuals as well causing global pandemics of irrational fears.
A feartard suffers such high levels of fear that cognitive dissonance overrides any rational cognitive thought leading to complete mental retardation. It is a highly contagious mental disease that invokes retarded actions of delusional beliefs in individuals as well causing global pandemics of irrational fears.
by Gyroist April 17, 2020
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by sloh March 25, 2009
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Get the fartarded mug.A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.
Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard
by kmac20 April 19, 2007
Get the fartard mug.1: a fart that turns out to be poop
2: synonym of frick or fuck
3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
2: synonym of frick or fuck
3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"
2: "OH FARTARDS"
*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."
3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
2: "OH FARTARDS"
*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."
3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017
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2: synonym to frick or fuck
3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop
2: synonym to frick or fuck
3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop
1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"
2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"
*drops something* "FARTARDS"
3: "Shut up fartard"
"You're acting like a real fartard right now"
2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"
*drops something* "FARTARDS"
3: "Shut up fartard"
"You're acting like a real fartard right now"
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017
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