Feastan

Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.

Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe

by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

feasting eagle

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.

Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!

by El Don Juan November 13, 2005

feasting with panthers

An indulgence in undisturbed assignations with grooms, telegraph boys, and other ‘renters.’

Wilde had ostensibly rented rooms as a hideaway in which he could write in peaceful seclusion from the distracting hubbub of family life in Tite Street, but in reality they had doubtless served as a lair for “feasting with panthers”.

by SebastianMelmoth December 15, 2008

beasting and feasting

when you are a savage at everything

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday

by straight savage1234 July 15, 2016

Feasting

Used to describe someone who is not having a good time or someone in a bad situation. Often used to describe someone who is not partying with the boys.

Example 1:

"Hey man are you coming over for the pre drink?"

" Nah man I'm feasting. Have to go to the wife's grandpa's 80th Birthday"

"WOW FEAST MAN"

Example 2:

"Can you come over for noon to catch the westham game?"

"Nah man... I'm at working feasting until at least 4pm"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

feastables

MrBeast's chocolate brand that tastes very good.

MrBeast: Try out feastables! It taste very good.
Karl: Wow this tastes so good!! hehehe
Chris: Toaster

by RapidFX January 29, 2022

Rat Feasting

An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.

There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.

Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"

Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*

Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."

by MemeBuster3641 October 22, 2020