Fazinating 

Something that you can't help but stare or check out in a morbid curiosity / disgusted fascination (i.e. a train wreck)

This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:

* Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;

* Speaking in the third person;

* hitting on random girls based on their photo;

* "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition;

* Scalping concert tickets;

* Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next.

* Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.

* Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report.

* Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.

Holy shit! Did you check out his Facebook status today? It's fazinating!

Fazinating by ShotzShotzShotz January 26, 2011

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

fainting goat 

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise

don't scare him he's a fainting goat

fainting goat by tjd42 April 20, 2018

fainting couch feminism 

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."

A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
trigger warning safe space feminism third wave feminism SJW white knight intersectional feminism

fainting couch feminism by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016

fascinating

extremely interesting.

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.

fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

fascinating new thing 

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

fascinating new thing by Crow June 1, 2006

Fascinating

Fascinating. Originating from the Latin term of "Divine Penis" But means something amazing or shocking. Usually used with a positive connotation

That was truly fascinating!

Fascinating by Pearing Pear March 17, 2020