fainting 

fainting is when you fall to the floor like Juliet and Romeo comes and falls on top of you

"Romeo together thou we'll be"
She starts fainting
"Julieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"

fainting by Dr Love Expert April 24, 2014

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

fainting goat 

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise

don't scare him he's a fainting goat

fainting goat by tjd42 April 20, 2018

fainting couch feminism 

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."

A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
trigger warning safe space feminism third wave feminism SJW white knight intersectional feminism

fainting couch feminism by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016

fainting goat 

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.

Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."

fainting goat by JMTX December 28, 2005

Fainting Goat 

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

Fainting Goat by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

Fainting Bath 

A bath so hot that when you get out you feel as if you are going to faint.

hey what you been up to?" "nothing much just had a fainting bath

Fainting Bath by yellowapple November 3, 2010