by crow June 22, 2005
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
by Crow May 30, 2006
Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.
by Crow July 29, 2005
by Crow August 19, 2003
The place where things that are lost go. You may think something is in the back seat of your car, but when it turns out it isn't, and you can never find it again, it's in schrodinger's trashcan. Lost sunglasses, watches, socks, anything. -source: reallifecomics.com, Aug. 18, 2005
Holy Crap - if that's true this is like some sort of cosmic scratch disk! Instead of keeping track of a lot of useless information, whatever powers that be just toss the excess in here. That explains why so much stuff gets lost, seemingly forever. If something is unobserved for long enough, it's assumed to be safe for removal. This is Schrodinger's Trashcan!
by Crow August 18, 2005
by Crow August 18, 2003