Fazinating

Something that you can't help but stare or check out in a morbid curiosity / disgusted fascination (i.e. a train wreck)

This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:

* Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;

* Speaking in the third person;

* hitting on random girls based on their photo;

* "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition;

* Scalping concert tickets;

* Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next.

* Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.

* Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report.

* Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.
Holy shit! Did you check out his Facebook status today? It's fazinating!
by ShotzShotzShotz January 26, 2011
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