Fauxtoe

Any false representation of a woman’s labia majoris, slang word (camel toe)

dat hoe got so much show it gotz to be fauxtoe

by Cove catz January 7, 2020

Fauxtoshoot

When you take photos of your friends/fam just to capture some trap bitches in the background to mock later.

Me & David had a Fauxtoshoot on the bridge to get pics of that trick walking behind us!

by tonymadman January 20, 2017

Fauxtographer

A person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by "Pointing-and-shooting" hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to myspace in an album titled "My Photography", "My Art", or "Critique My work". Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.

Bulletin posted at 5;34 by Jake: "Guys check out my photography"
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"

Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.

by Joseph is vegan August 6, 2007

Fauxtombo

A keyboard warrior with low esteem

''All he does is tweet and complain with no affirmative action in real life''

''Yea, that's a fauxtombo

by therealisbaaaaaaack February 8, 2019

fauxtopia

Absurd existential successor to dystopia

Fauxtopia is the delusionally optimistic existence we create after a soul-crushing experience.

by tomorrowtomorrow May 5, 2017

fauxmoerotic

The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.

Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!

by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008

fauxthenticity

The conscientious, studied, and contrived attempt to appear authentic, graceful, and natural.

Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!

by Slackie Onassis April 14, 2010