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Any false representation of a woman’s labia majoris, slang word (camel toe)
dat hoe got so much show it gotz to be fauxtoe
Fauxtoe by Cove catz January 7, 2020
Words you can keep

Fauxtoshoot 

When you take photos of your friends/fam just to capture some trap bitches in the background to mock later.
Me & David had a Fauxtoshoot on the bridge to get pics of that trick walking behind us!
Fauxtoshoot by tonymadman January 20, 2017

Fauxtographer 

A person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by "Pointing-and-shooting" hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to myspace in an album titled "My Photography", "My Art", or "Critique My work". Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.
Bulletin posted at 5;34 by Jake: "Guys check out my photography"
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"

Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.
Fauxtographer by Joseph is vegan August 6, 2007

Fauxtombo 

''All he does is tweet and complain with no affirmative action in real life''

''Yea, that's a fauxtombo
Fauxtombo by therealisbaaaaaaack February 8, 2019

fauxtopia 

Fauxtopia is the delusionally optimistic existence we create after a soul-crushing experience.

fauxmoerotic 

The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.
Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!
fauxmoerotic by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008

fauxthenticity 

The conscientious, studied, and contrived attempt to appear authentic, graceful, and natural.
Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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