fauxtopia
fauxtopia by tomorrowtomorrow May 5, 2017
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fauxtopia
That feeling of soothing reassurance you get when you (mistakenly) tell yourself it was probably nothing important.
You go into a room to get your watch, once you get into the room you forget why you went in there (see: destinesia), you experience anxiety at not being able to remember, but then salve your unpleasant feelings with fauxtopia.
fauxtopia by Mariellecb February 4, 2009
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fauxtopia • Fauxtographer • fauxtography • Fruitopia • fagtopia • fauxtograph • Fauxlonial • Fauxtalian • fartopia • Fatopia
Fauxtographer
A person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by "Pointing-and-shooting" hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to myspace in an album titled "My Photography", "My Art", or "Critique My work". Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.
Bulletin posted at 5;34 by Jake: "Guys check out my photography"
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"
Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"
Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.
Fauxtographer by Joseph is vegan August 6, 2007
Fatopia
Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
Fatopia by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Fauxtographer
A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.
Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!
Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.
Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.
Fauxtographer by Lightmaster-Cdawg January 28, 2009
Fruitopia
"I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a Fruitopia."
The Simpsons "Stephen Hawking"
The Simpsons "Stephen Hawking"
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