A shaving of the facial hair, usually of a teenage boy, meant to resemble a goatee. But usually they don't have enough facial hair to make it noticeable anyway.
13-year-old 1: Hey, you like my goatee?
13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.
13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.
by Ben Cannon October 9, 2005
Get the fauxtee mug.A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.
Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.
by JuniorBater November 5, 2010
Get the Fauxtee mug.by Lu Menace August 24, 2012
Get the Fauxtee mug.A medical mask that an individual will wear around his/her chin at the time of the Covid-19 epidemic during solitude, bipedal transport.
During the walk to the grocery store, I wore a Fauxtee because it was difficult to breathe and there was no one around me.
by SleepyZP3 July 17, 2020
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