Fauxski

Fake friend/broski

Shelby: where did your friend go?
Tim: he left without saying goodbye. What a fauxski

by PTLV526 October 3, 2020

FAUXSYKIN

TRUTH

40 PERCENT LIE-60 PERCENT TRUTH, IF THEY CANT TAKE THE REAL TRUTH GIVE THEM FAUXSYKIN.

by ROCKYSWANSON March 7, 2009

fauxskin

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.

He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.

by urbanboi April 21, 2009

Fauxstie

A fauxstie (fo-stie) is a person who acts like a coastie, but is not from the coast. Many of these people are from rich north Chicago and north Milwaukee suburbs. Unfortunately, they are as displeasing to be around as regular coasties.

Chris: Damn, look at the girl with the uggs and the northface. Stupid coastie...

Phil: But wait, shes from Chicago, so shes a fauxstie.

Chris: Ohhh, I get it

by Missing Waldo February 18, 2010

Fauxking

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.

Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.

by I got you back June 29, 2009

fauxsbian

A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.

"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."

by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008

fauxshionista

1. One who poses to know all there is to know about fashion; 2. a self-proclaimed fashionista with no real sense of personal style; 3. A serial style copycat who wouldn't be able to get dressed without the latest issue of InStyle or Us Weekly.

Use faux for short.

The sales associate at Nordstrom was such a fauxshionista!

All the fauxs are anxiously waiting to mimmick Carrie's outfits from the Sex & the City movie.

by Clutch22 April 7, 2008