A fauxstie (fo-stie) is a person who acts like a coastie, but is not from the coast. Many of these people are from rich north Chicago and north Milwaukee suburbs. Unfortunately, they are as displeasing to be around as regular coasties.

Chris: Damn, look at the girl with the uggs and the northface. Stupid coastie...

Phil: But wait, shes from Chicago, so shes a fauxstie.

Chris: Ohhh, I get it

Fauxstie by Missing Waldo February 18, 2010

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Fauxking

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.

Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.

Fauxking by I got you back June 29, 2009

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fauxsbian

A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.

"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."

fauxsbian by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008

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fauxshionista

1. One who poses to know all there is to know about fashion; 2. a self-proclaimed fashionista with no real sense of personal style; 3. A serial style copycat who wouldn't be able to get dressed without the latest issue of InStyle or Us Weekly.

Use faux for short.

The sales associate at Nordstrom was such a fauxshionista!

All the fauxs are anxiously waiting to mimmick Carrie's outfits from the Sex & the City movie.

fauxshionista by Clutch22 April 7, 2008

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