derivation: faux + asian. greek origin.
somebody who basically acts like or tries to be asian. eg white kids who love to whip our their black belt, black kids who like to whip out their abnormally small dicks, most asians
somebody who basically acts like or tries to be asian. eg white kids who love to whip our their black belt, black kids who like to whip out their abnormally small dicks, most asians
-yo why you bein so fauxsian
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-my god nothing in my life matters more to me than final fantasy ix . except maybe this fucking general tzo's chicken amirite.
-dude you're so fucking fauxsian
-oh yay i'm glad because asians rock.
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-my god nothing in my life matters more to me than final fantasy ix . except maybe this fucking general tzo's chicken amirite.
-dude you're so fucking fauxsian
-oh yay i'm glad because asians rock.
by cheswhick February 3, 2010
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by uk_goffs June 17, 2005
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"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."
by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008
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by ashleysays November 11, 2008
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A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
Person 1: Did you hear about the teachers at the Christian school who bullied a 10 year old for being Canadian?
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
by Jellobelle June 17, 2013
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The desire of some southern fundamentalist preachers to electrocute illegal Mexican immigrants using a border fence places those Christians firmly in the fauXian category.
by Kate the Squeakle July 5, 2006
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