A fauxstie (fo-stie) is a person who acts like a coastie, but is not from the coast. Many of these people are from rich north Chicago and north Milwaukee suburbs. Unfortunately, they are as displeasing to be around as regular coasties.
Chris: Damn, look at the girl with the uggs and the northface. Stupid coastie...
Phil: But wait, shes from Chicago, so shes a fauxstie.
Chris: Ohhh, I get it
Phil: But wait, shes from Chicago, so shes a fauxstie.
Chris: Ohhh, I get it
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You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
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A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
Person 1: Did you hear about the teachers at the Christian school who bullied a 10 year old for being Canadian?
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
by Jellobelle June 17, 2013
Get the Fauxstian mug.Government policies that consist of an increase in spending, taxes or both. Meant to boost an economy in recession, it usually ends up depressing it even more.
It's the opposite of austerity, i.e. government policies that consist of a decrease in spending and taxes. Such policies end up recessions much quicker.
It's the opposite of austerity, i.e. government policies that consist of a decrease in spending and taxes. Such policies end up recessions much quicker.
Herbert Hoover and Franklin Roosevelt applied fauxsterity measures by massively increasing spending and taxes, transforming a recession into the Great Depression.
In contrast, Warren Harding applied austerity measures by cutting spending and taxes, and the recession was over in less than two years.
In contrast, Warren Harding applied austerity measures by cutting spending and taxes, and the recession was over in less than two years.
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