urbanboi's definitions

brised

Having been circumcised - from the Jewish ritual bris

All Jewish boys are brised on the eight day.

by urbanboi July 7, 2009

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022

low and loose

A circumcision in which the scar is close to the glans and little skin is excised

His circumcision is so low and loose you'd think he wasn't circumcised at all.

by urbanboi April 23, 2009

fauxskin

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.

He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.

by urbanboi April 21, 2009

E-SHOUTING

Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.

Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.

by urbanboi June 10, 2010

ghetto a/c

a bucket of ice from the store in front of a bad-ass fan

The hottest day of the year - needed ice for the ghetto a/c as the regular a/c was off'd by Edison.

by urbanboi September 29, 2010

neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.

It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.

by urbanboi July 7, 2009