ghetto a/c

a bucket of ice from the store in front of a bad-ass fan

The hottest day of the year - needed ice for the ghetto a/c as the regular a/c was off'd by Edison.

by urbanboi September 28, 2010

low and loose

A circumcision in which the scar is close to the glans and little skin is excised

His circumcision is so low and loose you'd think he wasn't circumcised at all.

by urbanboi April 23, 2009

neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.

It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.

by urbanboi July 07, 2009

fauxskin

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.

He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.

by urbanboi April 22, 2009

Ring of Confidence

The ring around a circumcised penis indicating the confidence of health and hygiene.

Once she saw his ring of confidence her resistance was broken.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.

by urbanboi September 17, 2009

gomco

The sacred device used to perfect a penis by the painless and bloodless removal of the foreskin.

Since he received the gift of the gomco at birth he has never looked back. His gomco left him with a perfect ring of confidence and no tags of frenulum.

by urbanboi June 01, 2014

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022