Definitions by urbanboi
bare bellend
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
bare bellend by Urbanboi March 20, 2022
gomco
Since he received the gift of the gomco at birth he has never looked back. His gomco left him with a perfect ring of confidence and no tags of frenulum.
California whatever
A style of dress that is completely eclectic. Often inappropriate to the formality of the occasion, but never commented upon. Clothes that you feel comfortable in and don't have to worry about color coordination, about style, or about offending anyone else. Frequently out of place, but with so many other California whatevers not even noticed.
Mix and not match wear.
The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Mix and not match wear.
The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Are you going to the church social tonight?
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.
She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.
There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.
My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.
She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.
There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.
My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.
California whatever by urbanboi July 25, 2011
E-SHOUTING
Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.
Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.
She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.
She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.
E-SHOUTING by urbanboi June 10, 2010
gomcoed
Having been circumcised by a gomco clamp.
The characteristic brown scar left by a gomco circumcision clamp.
A penis circumcised by a gomco clamp.
The characteristic brown scar left by a gomco circumcision clamp.
A penis circumcised by a gomco clamp.
His penis had the ring of confidence - the brown scar - so typical of being gomcoed.
He loved that his parents had gomcoed him when he was born.
His gomcoed circumcision was a delight to behold (and hold)!
No smegma on him, he was gomcoed.
He loved that his parents had gomcoed him when he was born.
His gomcoed circumcision was a delight to behold (and hold)!
No smegma on him, he was gomcoed.
Ring of Confidence
Once she saw his ring of confidence her resistance was broken.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.
Ring of Confidence by urbanboi September 18, 2009