bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022

low and loose

A circumcision in which the scar is close to the glans and little skin is excised

His circumcision is so low and loose you'd think he wasn't circumcised at all.

by urbanboi April 23, 2009

E-SHOUTING

Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.

Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.

by urbanboi June 10, 2010

neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.

It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.

by urbanboi July 07, 2009

ghetto a/c

a bucket of ice from the store in front of a bad-ass fan

The hottest day of the year - needed ice for the ghetto a/c as the regular a/c was off'd by Edison.

by urbanboi September 29, 2010

dystravaganza

An extravaganza that hurts. An event that is so over the top that it is mentally, and perhaps also physically, painful.

"Dancing with the stars" is a dystravaganza!
Some people are so full of themselves that every event is a dystravaganza.

by urbanboi September 18, 2009

brised

Having been circumcised - from the Jewish ritual bris

All Jewish boys are brised on the eight day.

by urbanboi July 07, 2009