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California whatever

A style of dress that is completely eclectic. Often inappropriate to the formality of the occasion, but never commented upon. Clothes that you feel comfortable in and don't have to worry about color coordination, about style, or about offending anyone else. Frequently out of place, but with so many other California whatevers not even noticed.

Mix and not match wear.

The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Are you going to the church social tonight?
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.

She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.

There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.

My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.
by urbanboi July 25, 2011
mugGet the California whatevermug.

E-SHOUTING

Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.
Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.
by urbanboi June 10, 2010
mugGet the E-SHOUTINGmug.

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
by Urbanboi March 20, 2022
mugGet the bare bellendmug.

low and loose

A circumcision in which the scar is close to the glans and little skin is excised
His circumcision is so low and loose you'd think he wasn't circumcised at all.
by urbanboi April 23, 2009
mugGet the low and loosemug.

neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.
It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.
by urbanboi July 7, 2009
mugGet the neat and completemug.

ghetto a/c

a bucket of ice from the store in front of a bad-ass fan
The hottest day of the year - needed ice for the ghetto a/c as the regular a/c was off'd by Edison.
by urbanboi September 29, 2010
mugGet the ghetto a/cmug.

Ring of Confidence

The ring around a circumcised penis indicating the confidence of health and hygiene.
Once she saw his ring of confidence her resistance was broken.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.
by urbanboi September 18, 2009
mugGet the Ring of Confidencemug.

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