fauxship 

Persons claiming to be friends while engaging in nonn-platonic activities; and Friends possessing sexual tension.

A friendship possessing philia and Eros behavior.

Tony and Dessa's fauxship was apparent from their first hike at the park.

fauxship by Honest Tony June 19, 2022

fauxhipping 

Act of performing the fauxhip by a fauxhipster.

Kyle was fauxhipping to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when someone remarked, "What a douche!"

fauxhipping by fauxhipster July 13, 2009

fauxhip 

The act of rocking out to trendy music while wearing white earbuds. Must be in silhouette and in front of bright colors for full effect.

Kyle was fauxhipping to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when someone remarked, "What a douche!"

Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.

fauxhip by fauxhipster July 13, 2009

fauxhipster 

One who fauxhips. Generally engaged by Apple fanboys and, to a lesser extent, any iPod owner who happens to be in front of a brightly colored wall when a trendy song starts playing.

Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.

fauxhipster by fauxhipster July 13, 2009

fauxshionista

1. One who poses to know all there is to know about fashion; 2. a self-proclaimed fashionista with no real sense of personal style; 3. A serial style copycat who wouldn't be able to get dressed without the latest issue of InStyle or Us Weekly.

Use faux for short.

The sales associate at Nordstrom was such a fauxshionista!

All the fauxs are anxiously waiting to mimmick Carrie's outfits from the Sex & the City movie.

fauxshionista by Clutch22 April 7, 2008

fauxshion 

Noun, fashion that is very distasteful, ugly, pretentious, or otherwise unlikeable, but is defended by a very self-righteous crowd of posers.

Ugh that snooty hipster bitch is wearing the ugliest fauxshion today

fauxshion by Drakeblood4 July 20, 2011

Fauxshizzle 

A catchphrase that when imitated in person is not anywhere near as funny/cool/entertaining/acceptable as when originally done on TV or in a movie.

Hey, want to go grab some lunch Chet?

Fo'shizzle!

Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.

huh?

Fauxshizzle by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008