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fauxkill

1. What appears to be an animal killed by being struck by a motor vehicle but is not. Usually a piece a rag, wad of paper, or clump of mud.

2. Slang One that has apparently failed or been defeated but is still worthy of consideration
Maura said, "Look out for the dead animal in the road", I replied it's only "fauxkill".
by Dr. Majik January 19, 2010
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fauxkill

1. What appears to be an animal killed by being struck by a motor vehicle but is not. Usually a piece a rag, wad of paper, or clump of mud.

2. Slang One that has apparently failed or been defeated but is still worthy of consideration
Maura said, "Look out for the dead animal in the road", I replied it's only "fauxkill".
by Dr. Majik January 19, 2010
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Fauxville

Boston Girl: I'm gonna move to Los Angeles to try to become an actress.

Boston Guy: Yeah? I hope you're getting breast implants before you go. How else are you going to fit in with the other unemployed actresses in Fauxville?
by Sir Elroy November 16, 2010
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fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.
Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.
by The BS Express December 11, 2021
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fauxfillionaire

one who spends money carelessly, talks big talk about what they have, what they gonna buy, how they got "prada" this and "true religion" that and "Lexus" the other, but upon further inspection of their bank acount, there are more numbers on the right side of the decimal point than the left (i.e. $9.53 in their account)
"John stay talkin about how he bout to get them new Jordan's that's about to come out!"

"Yeah, he really a fauxfillionaire, he ain't copped a new pair of sneakers in two years"
by mastertrainer1978 April 24, 2008
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fauxtillion

Likely the hottest person to play ROBLOX EVER.
Builderman; Have you heard of Fauxtillion?
ReeseMcBlox; Yeah, he's the sexiest man on ROBLOX! I'd fuck him any day!
Builderman; Sure... As soon as you go on a diet.....
by NOT fauxtillion December 7, 2013
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