The proliferation of blog based sites simply copy/pasting from other sources. Particularly large paparazzi images of Jessica Alba in a Bikini taking up an entire page
Wow this blog is awesome, there is so much content here. Oh wait, its only fauxtent!
Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!
A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.
A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.
The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"
A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.
They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.
They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
An individual (mostly men) who act like they aren’t horny but secretly make it their soul aim to acquire nudes. They are most commonly found on KIK groupchats and other messaging applications. They usually do a shit job and blow their own cover.
Anne: “For fuck’s sake, John seems like a nice guy but he’s dropping hints that he is after more than just a friendly chat”.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."