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fauxtent 

The proliferation of blog based sites simply copy/pasting from other sources. Particularly large paparazzi images of Jessica Alba in a Bikini taking up an entire page
Wow this blog is awesome, there is so much content here. Oh wait, its only fauxtent!
fauxtent by Barfxmillion January 14, 2009
Words you can keep

fauxthenticity 

The conscientious, studied, and contrived attempt to appear authentic, graceful, and natural.
Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!

fauxment 

A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.

A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.
The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"
fauxment by RoboCop6969 November 9, 2012

fauxthentic 

(adj)Fake, but trying hard to appear real.
When a politician tries to be just a regular gal, she's being fauxthentic.

Pleather is fauxthentic.

fauxthentic by T Orez January 25, 2007

fauxtestor 

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
fauxtestor by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

Fauxgent 

An individual (mostly men) who act like they aren’t horny but secretly make it their soul aim to acquire nudes. They are most commonly found on KIK groupchats and other messaging applications. They usually do a shit job and blow their own cover.
Anne: “For fuck’s sake, John seems like a nice guy but he’s dropping hints that he is after more than just a friendly chat”.

Felicity: “Has he made it clear he’s horny?”

Anne: “No, one minute he’s acting completely normal but the next he’s talking about how he’s bored and if I know any way he can relieve himself”.

Felicity: “Girl he’s probably a Fauxgent. Block him now”.
Fauxgent by SweetAsMoonshine August 4, 2019

fauxtest 

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.
A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.
fauxtest by Jon November 26, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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