fauxmentum 

1)The deceptive feeling that you are on the rise when you're actually falling at near terminal velocity.
2) When another car slow rolls next to yours at a light and for a moment you think you're rolling backwards.

1) The crowd size gave him the feeling of fauxmentum that would never translate into enough votes to win the race.

fauxmentum by Dr Night August 8, 2024

Fakementum

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A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.

The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.

Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017

fauxment 

A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.

A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.

The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"

fauxment by RoboCop6969 November 9, 2012

Fauxment 

When you share a fake moment with someone

He starred into my eyes and we had a fauxment cause i knew all he was thinking about was his girlfriend

Fauxment by j03! December 14, 2009

Fauxmenism 

The advocacy of men's rights by women, especially men's sexual rights, under the misappropriated term feminism. Core tenets include:
1. the belief that men have the right to buy and sell women’s bodies through prostitution and pornography;
2. the belief that men can become women (with or without medical intervention) by adopting culturally sexist stereotypes such as women's clothing, cosmetics, speech or mannerisms;

3. advocacy for men with the extreme sexual fetish autogynephilia to obtain the rights and protections meant for women under law.

Fauxmenism will have you thinking OnlyFans is empowering for women.

Fauxmenism by Ana Schmidt March 12, 2021

fauxment 

Delusional moments that you pretend are happening so that you can better enjoy life.

Everything was going wrong at work but I pretended I was on the beach and had a lovely fauxment.

fauxment by littherapist July 2, 2019

Fauxment 

When you pretend a moment was better than it was in order to enjoy life.

My coworkers wouldn’t shut up but I pretended they weren’t there and had a lovely fauxment.

Fauxment by littherapist July 2, 2019