fauxment 

A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.

A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.

The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"

fauxment by RoboCop6969 November 9, 2012

Fauxment 

When you share a fake moment with someone

He starred into my eyes and we had a fauxment cause i knew all he was thinking about was his girlfriend

Fauxment by j03! December 14, 2009

fauxment 

Delusional moments that you pretend are happening so that you can better enjoy life.

Everything was going wrong at work but I pretended I was on the beach and had a lovely fauxment.

fauxment by littherapist July 2, 2019

Fauxment 

When you pretend a moment was better than it was in order to enjoy life.

My coworkers wouldn’t shut up but I pretended they weren’t there and had a lovely fauxment.

Fauxment by littherapist July 2, 2019

fauxmenist 

a fake or non-genuine feminist

omg see that chick in the back row she's reading a Cosmo article on how to drive men wild what a fucking fauxmenist

fauxmenist by SugarShark November 22, 2006

Fauxgent 

An individual (mostly men) who act like they aren’t horny but secretly make it their soul aim to acquire nudes. They are most commonly found on KIK groupchats and other messaging applications. They usually do a shit job and blow their own cover.

Anne: “For fuck’s sake, John seems like a nice guy but he’s dropping hints that he is after more than just a friendly chat”.

Felicity: “Has he made it clear he’s horny?”

Anne: “No, one minute he’s acting completely normal but the next he’s talking about how he’s bored and if I know any way he can relieve himself”.

Felicity: “Girl he’s probably a Fauxgent. Block him now”.

Fauxgent by SweetAsMoonshine August 4, 2019

fauxtentious 

buying & wearing knock off merchandise in an extravagent outward show, trying to appear "better" than you are to others.

What a fauxtentious bitch, in her knock off shoes and fake ass Chanel bag. She's just as broke as me!!

fauxtentious by matlock503 April 26, 2010