fauxment

A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.

A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.

The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"

by RoboCop6969 November 9, 2012

Fauxment

When you share a fake moment with someone

He starred into my eyes and we had a fauxment cause i knew all he was thinking about was his girlfriend

by j03! December 14, 2009

Fauxment

When you pretend a moment was better than it was in order to enjoy life.

My coworkers wouldn’t shut up but I pretended they weren’t there and had a lovely fauxment.

by littherapist July 3, 2019

fauxment

Delusional moments that you pretend are happening so that you can better enjoy life.

Everything was going wrong at work but I pretended I was on the beach and had a lovely fauxment.

by littherapist July 3, 2019