Fauxbae

When you’re casually dating someone but they treat you ( and everyone else they’re dating) like they are your boyfriend or girlfriend.

I went out to dinner last night and saw from across the room, my fauxbae kissing and holding hands with his date. When he loudly said, “ babe!” We both looked up.

by tressed August 15, 2018

fauxbait

An attractive woman which looks underaged but actually isn't.

- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!

- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.

by SDMS October 13, 2020

Fauxbies

Faux boobies. Fake boobies

She's got nice fauxbies.

by 432mm December 4, 2010

fauxball player

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

Fauxbalt

A pejorative term used regionally in Vancouver, BC, to denote the falseness or fraudulence of the "New" Cobalt. The Cobalt was once a world renowned hardcore music venue catering to the Punk & Metal scenes. It nurtured the early careers of countless local and touring bands as well as provided a place for established bands to play in an authentic atmosphere with a truly wicked sound system. Now under new management the Cobalt has reopened as a den of posers and tryhards happily throwing dance parties on the ashes of Vancouver's music scene.

Trendy Hipster: "Hey Man, are gonna check out the dance party at the Cobalt this weekend?"

Metalhead: "FUCK THAT!!! DEATH TO THE FAUXBALT!!!"

by Junior_666 February 16, 2010

faux-bae

A fake boyfriend/girlfriend, usually for the purpose of fending off unwanted suitors.

"Hey, did you hear Hannah's going out with Trevor?"
"Nah, dude, Trevor's her faux-bae."

"Damn."

by Hahid September 18, 2016

Carbon Fauxber

Cheap plastic used to resemble carbon fiber in an attempt to push a product (ie Suzuki motorcycle) upmarket, but in reality alerting the attentive consumer to the fact that said product will in fact, upon first attempted use reveal a fairly high Velveeta content.

"Awsome ride dude, it must be really light, hence fast, with all that Carbon Fiber."

"If only. It's really Carbon Fauxber, made from the cheapest plastic know to humanity, impossible to keep clean or paint, plus it looks crappy and suggests inherently bad design"

by Strominrominator November 18, 2011