fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater

Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter

James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008

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fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot

Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008

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Fauxting

Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.

Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.

Fauxting by HannahHorton December 22, 2008