Fauxbalt

A pejorative term used regionally in Vancouver, BC, to denote the falseness or fraudulence of the "New" Cobalt. The Cobalt was once a world renowned hardcore music venue catering to the Punk & Metal scenes. It nurtured the early careers of countless local and touring bands as well as provided a place for established bands to play in an authentic atmosphere with a truly wicked sound system. Now under new management the Cobalt has reopened as a den of posers and tryhards happily throwing dance parties on the ashes of Vancouver's music scene.

Trendy Hipster: "Hey Man, are gonna check out the dance party at the Cobalt this weekend?"

Metalhead: "FUCK THAT!!! DEATH TO THE FAUXBALT!!!"

Fauxbalt by Junior_666 February 16, 2010

fauxbait 

An attractive woman which looks underaged but actually isn't.

- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!

- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.

fauxbait by SDMS October 13, 2020

fauxball player 

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

fauxball player by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

Fauxbal Warming 

The support of the idea of Global Warming via 'faux' means.

The Climate Research Unit's (CRU) hacked email and software code has shown Global Warming is actually just Fauxbal Warming.

Fauxbal Warming by Unspellable December 7, 2009

fauxbating 

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater

Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter

James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008

fauxbaiter 

A fauxbaiter is a girl who appears underage, but has actually barely reached the age of consent.

she a fauxbaiter

fauxbaiter by nigerianwut March 22, 2023

Fauxballer

One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.

Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.

Fauxballer by The Construction Diva Katerina February 11, 2009