fauxbaiter
she a fauxbaiter
fauxbaiter by nigerianwut March 22, 2023
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Fauxballer
One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.
Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.
Fauxballer by The Construction Diva Katerina February 11, 2009
facebaiter
A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.
A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:
Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
facebaiter by KumquatKing October 4, 2013
fauxbaitee
A fauxbaitee is a guy who seeks out girls who appear underage, but who have actually barely reached the age of consent.
he's a fauxbaitee
fauxbaitee by nigerianwut March 22, 2023
fauxbaitism
Fauxbaitism is theory around the popularity of the fauxbait genre in pornography, a genre depicting 18+ teens and adult women who lack secondary sexual characteristics. The popularity of the fauxbait and barely legal genres has led to the fauxbait theory, which argues that men find pubescent and prepubescent traits such as flast chest or lack of hourglass hips equally attractive to traits bearing secondary sexual characteristics.
fauxbaitism by Fsirccpo November 19, 2024
fauxbait fan
A fauxbait fan is someone who is into adult online material wherein the actresses are adult but appear to look like prepubescents
fauxbait fan by Fsirccpo November 19, 2024
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