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fauxbaiter 

A fauxbaiter is a girl who appears underage, but has actually barely reached the age of consent.
she a fauxbaiter
fauxbaiter by nigerianwut March 22, 2023
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fauxbait 

An attractive woman which looks underaged but actually isn't.
- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!

- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.
fauxbait by SDMS October 13, 2020

Fauxballer

One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.
Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.

facebaiter 

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.
A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
facebaiter by KumquatKing October 4, 2013

fauxbaitee 

A fauxbaitee is a guy who seeks out girls who appear underage, but who have actually barely reached the age of consent.
he's a fauxbaitee
fauxbaitee by nigerianwut March 22, 2023

fauxbaitism 

Fauxbaitism is theory around the popularity of the fauxbait genre in pornography, a genre depicting 18+ teens and adult women who lack secondary sexual characteristics. The popularity of the fauxbait and barely legal genres has led to the fauxbait theory, which argues that men find pubescent and prepubescent traits such as flast chest or lack of hourglass hips equally attractive to traits bearing secondary sexual characteristics.
fauxbaitism was trending on that website
fauxbaitism by Fsirccpo November 19, 2024

fauxbait fan 

A fauxbait fan is someone who is into adult online material wherein the actresses are adult but appear to look like prepubescents
that movie makes you look like a fauxbait fan
fauxbait fan by Fsirccpo November 19, 2024
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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