faulking

The action of stepping and/or stomping on someones face while wearing cleates.

Lets go in the ghetto and go faulking.

by Benlikespen15 January 14, 2009

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Faulking

The act of stalking through Facebook.

Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.

by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010

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The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

by TOTH May 26, 2013

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Falking

When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.

Atilla: Oh no, Falk did a Falking again.

by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018

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Fauxking

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.

Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.

by I got you back June 29, 2009

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