faucking 

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

faucking by $Bill November 2, 2006

faucking 

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex.

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

faucking by $Bill November 5, 2008

So Fucking Idiot 

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

So Fucking Idiot by will bitten January 24, 2017

Fucking Brady 

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

Fucking Brady by will bitten October 29, 2017

im going to fucking die disease 

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

im going to fucking die disease by SerratedBaguette June 2, 2020

Fucking Warren 

What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.

"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."

Fucking Warren by JF DONT TOUCH December 24, 2020

fucking twit 

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

fucking twit by jpg3 November 7, 2011