Faulkin
Faulkin by Rosedale Technician January 11, 2012
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faulknasty
faulknasty by Kentucky Blue April 24, 2008
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faulking • Faulkin • faulkiner • falking • faulkner • faulkenberry • faucking • Fauking • Faulknered • fauxking
Newton Faulkner
The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D
You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
Newton Faulkner by Millstaa February 18, 2009
Faulknerize
The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive
Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.
Faulknerize by Furry Trout March 18, 2010
Farlking
The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.
This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
faulkner
he chucked a faulkner
Faulkenator
(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".
Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.
Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.
If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.
Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.
If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.
Faulkenator by In Your Endo May 12, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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