faulking
faulking by Benlikespen15 January 14, 2009
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Faulking
Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.
Faulking by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010
Farlking
The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.
This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
Falking
When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.
Falking by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018
Fauxking
A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
Fauxking by I got you back June 29, 2009
faulkiner
a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys
faulkiner by bob currly March 23, 2017
falking
falking by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007
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