faulkiner
a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys
faulkiner by bob currly March 23, 2017
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Newton Faulkner
The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D
You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
Newton Faulkner by Millstaa February 18, 2009
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Faulknerize
The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive
Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.
Faulknerize by Furry Trout March 18, 2010
faulkner
he chucked a faulkner
Faulkenberry
noun
Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.
verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.
Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.
verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.
Noun.
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.
Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.
Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!
Faulkenberry by Fuckingberry November 12, 2010
Faulkner
Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
Falkner
Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol
1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
Falkner by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010
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