The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.
This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.
I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.
I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.
by TOTH May 26, 2013
Get the Farlking mug.The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)
"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."
"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"
"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"
by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012
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by MayokeOni October 27, 2003
Get the farking mug.When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.
by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018
Get the Falking mug.1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com
2) Sexual relations
3) Wasting time on Fark
2) Sexual relations
3) Wasting time on Fark
"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules
"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."
"I spent all day farking on the internet."
"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."
"I spent all day farking on the internet."
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1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. To Stalk via Facebook
*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. To Stalk via Facebook
*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."
"You had sex with a chick from high school?"
"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
"You had sex with a chick from high school?"
"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009
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