Falker 

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.

Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!

Falker by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010

Falker 

Someone who stalkers people, behind the use of fake avatars, on the internet.
Derived from a mixture of Stalk and Fake.

"This person don't look real, they been stalking me, what a falker!"

Falker by falker0001 November 21, 2009

Falker 

Facebook stalker. One who is a minor aquaintance with the stalkee, but follows every event in this individual's life via facebook.

"Jonathan is such a falker. I caught him spying on Ms. Thang today through facebook."

Falker by McBooby June 27, 2008

Falker 

A hard working son of a gun. Someone who is dedicated to what they do, and won't stop until the end result is perfect. A Falker gets sh*t done and looks good doing it. They know how to play hard, but work even harder, and when you need something done, a Falker hops to it RFN (RIGHT FALKING NOW).

We need a falker on this job, STAT.

I really wish we had a falker on our team right about now, this project would be running a lot smoother.

Falker by arealfalker September 12, 2019

Falker 

Fucker.

You little falker!

Falker by 13 March 26, 2003

Falker 

term used to describe facebook stalkers. You know the ones, they add only girls and always have posts saying 'do i know you?' and then randomly try and strike up conversations with them in the hopes of finding someone mentally depressed enough to go out with them. Where they usually proceed to hide in the bushes and lick their windows late at night because although they like to seem like players they're really just sad lonely pathetic people with no lives.

Man falls off a building.

everone: good he was a falker!

Falker by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

falker-parker-pounder 

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo

I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.

falker-parker-pounder by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003