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Fatmata
One of the most wises persons you will ever know not only academically but in her lifestyle. She will give you some of the most valuable and helpful information you will ever take away from anyone or anything in your entire lifetime. She is confident in herself and dont take shit from nobody. Her confidence and selflessness is evident in everything she does and is one if the most beneficial friendships you will ever have in your lifetime. She is funny and bubbly and although serious, she has an a greate emotional side but conseals it well. Despite this she is Mother f'in lit and is very talented. You will have some of your most awesome memories When your with her. Not only is she extremely beautiful on the inside but she is even more beautiful on the outside. She has some amazing femenine fetures and embraces her culture and sexuality. She aint no hoe but if you her man, boiii you gettin somee! And that some is goood ! She a feminist and rude when she needs to be but also very sexual and subductive. She is overall friendly with everyone and has no problem starting conversation but treats the people close to her with so much love. She is ambitious and will be very successful.
Fatmata is everything
flatmate's ear
The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.
'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
flatmate's ear by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008
fatmath
Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
flatmate
1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.
flatmate by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006
fanmate
A fellow fan of your favorite sports team.
"Teammate" is to athletes on the same team; as "Fanmate" is to fans of the same team.
"Teammate" is to athletes on the same team; as "Fanmate" is to fans of the same team.
fanmate by 2tweet2dream June 17, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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