fatmath 

Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.

Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.

Rosencrantz: We were all eating birthday cake, and I said "Man, I must have gained 5 pounds this summer, I need to go on a diet" and then some 180 pound woman comes out of nowhere and stabs me directly in the face!

Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.

fatmath by calojan June 27, 2010

Fatmah 

Definition1: The name of the Prophet (pbh)'s favorite daughter.

Definition2: The most beautiful girl in the world. She is sweet and elegant. She manages to be shy and confident all at the same time.Her voice is soft but unwavering and when she smiles at me my heart sings.Fatmah is wise and patient. She is easygoing and understanding. She isnt afraid to have fun, and at the same time religion takes precedence over anything else in her life. She is able to seemlessly merge personality, religion and her culture. She knows what she wants of her future, and I hope I am part of it.

Fatmah is everything women should strive to be.

Fatmah by IbnalBalad October 4, 2011

Fatmata

One of the most wises persons you will ever know not only academically but in her lifestyle. She will give you some of the most valuable and helpful information you will ever take away from anyone or anything in your entire lifetime. She is confident in herself and dont take shit from nobody. Her confidence and selflessness is evident in everything she does and is one if the most beneficial friendships you will ever have in your lifetime. She is funny and bubbly and although serious, she has an a greate emotional side but conseals it well. Despite this she is Mother f'in lit and is very talented. You will have some of your most awesome memories When your with her. Not only is she extremely beautiful on the inside but she is even more beautiful on the outside. She has some amazing femenine fetures and embraces her culture and sexuality. She aint no hoe but if you her man, boiii you gettin somee! And that some is goood ! She a feminist and rude when she needs to be but also very sexual and subductive. She is overall friendly with everyone and has no problem starting conversation but treats the people close to her with so much love. She is ambitious and will be very successful.

Fatmata is everything

Fatmata by Penelopie February 1, 2017

fateathan 

Faylor is endgame. And sexy. M

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fateathan by anonymous May 16, 2022

fatmotherfuckersonofabicthwhore 

A really bad swear word used if you have done something stupid, broken something or just as an insult to a fat motherfucker son of a bitch whore.

Billy: "Jim is falling down the stairs!"
Jim: "FATMOTHERFUKERSONOFABITCHWHORE!"

fatmotherfuckersonofabicthwhore by PotatoChip May 17, 2003

fateathan 

Faylor is endgame. Sexy. M

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fateathan by poopiebutt123 May 16, 2022

fateathan 

Faylor is sexy. Endgame . M

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fateathan by poopiebutt123 May 16, 2022