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Flapjacker 

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.
I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

FlapJacker 

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".
Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.
FlapJacker by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

Flapjacker 

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.
Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!
Flapjacker by Pancake Fluffer April 4, 2011

Fladacker 

An extremely oppressive and discriminatory term towards white people that has become an endearing term to show brotherhood between whites.
My fladacker...

What’s up my fladacker...

You messed with the wrong fladacker...
Fladacker by Fladacker King March 2, 2021

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.
Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

happy flapjack 

A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.
Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?
happy flapjack by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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