Farva (Far-va)

The act of shoving a liter of cola in your partner's anus/vagina while calmly requesting it with your meal.

So my partner and I stopped at this restaurant we've never tried and I requested a burger, fries and a Farva (Far-va) togo.

Farva (Far-va) by Playswithfire May 28, 2026

large farva 

A delicious soft-drink that most fast food restaurants do not usually sell. Fat fucks enjoy this beverage regularly.

Just order a large farva.
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn leiteracola.

large farva by Tom At Watkins August 19, 2006

farva 

Over-weight jackass in "Super Troopers"
"Total Fuck-head"

"Sing it again rookie biatch!"
"Lady in blue...comin' through"
"It stinks like ass but i'll sure miss it. I guess you could say that about all my women..."
"Want me to punch-i-size your face, for free?"
"Lucky guess...I just lost a buck...to myself!"
"What's that all about, he gonna spit in it now?"
"Yeah, gimme a liter a' cola"
"I dont want a large farva, i want a god-damn liter a' cola!"

farva by Brokenlizard April 16, 2004

Farva the pirate king 

A large male closely resembling a viking in overall appearance. People call him Farva for short. It's a nickname he's had since middle school. Everyone thinks he's so cool and funny, and younger guys practically worship him. He's the most charismatic person you will ever meet. Most people love him, and he's a total womanizer, but to the point of being an asshole. He has sex with anyone that will let him, and NO self control. He'll hit on your girlfriend even if you tell him not to, and he'll ruin a little girl's innocence if it means that he can get some pussy. Whatever you do, DON'T get involved with Farva. You'll just get hurt. He's a cool friend, but nothing more than that.

Oh dude, Farva the pirate king is such a badass. ;)

Everyone loves him, he's such a Farva.

Oh my god, is he making out with michael's girlfriend? He is such a Farva.

Farva the pirate king by Spacebar_ October 18, 2008

Farva-ism 

A short story or limerick, void of any discernible beginning, middle, end, plot, moral, or characters that can be related to, thus breaking most of the rules of modern language. So named because the listener feels stupider afterwards, akin to "Farva" from the movie Super Troopers.

Guy 1: "Man, what was Mike going on about? Dolphin tuna in a supermarket or something?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I feel like killing myself after that Farva-ism"

Farva-ism by TheRedBaron March 17, 2008

farva 

Crazy annoying fat guy in the movie "Super Troopers"

"Car Ram-rod"

farva by Bone August 14, 2003

farva 

Everyone's favorite dumbass officer.

"Oh shit I got you good you fucker!"
"I just lost a buck...to myself."
"I'm not gonna dignify myself with a response to that.

farva by tt September 20, 2003