Bleapis

The act of filing you're e-apis flight plan while getting a blowjob.

Hold on, why don't you just give me a bleapis while I finish filing

by theredbaron May 07, 2013

Farva-ism

A short story or limerick, void of any discernible beginning, middle, end, plot, moral, or characters that can be related to, thus breaking most of the rules of modern language. So named because the listener feels stupider afterwards, akin to "Farva" from the movie Super Troopers.

Guy 1: "Man, what was Mike going on about? Dolphin tuna in a supermarket or something?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I feel like killing myself after that Farva-ism"

by TheRedBaron March 17, 2008