Bone's definitions

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

by Bone February 15, 2004

meathead

An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

by BONE May 3, 2003

stugats

Italian-American phrase used primarily by people in northern New Jersey with connections. Is also used by people in New York. It means nothing, crap, sh*t.

"What the f*ck do you know?!? You don't know stugats!"

"I got stugats for my birthday...I didn't even get a freaking card."

"You're so f*cking stupid, you got stugats for brains."

by BONE May 3, 2003

WOMG

Meaning "whoa-oh-my-god" its another variant of OMG.

WOMG that car is hella fast!!

by Bone February 2, 2005

wobber

noun: a semi-erect penis
verb: to wobber, to be slapped in the face with a semi

"lynsey took a wobbering off of scott"

by Bone March 15, 2005

Egg

A term used to desribe something negatively.

"Man that shirt is so egg...what were you thinking when you bought that?"

"That exam was egg...the test was on nothing I studied."

"Maxim is egg...they don't even show naked chicks."

"Yankee fans are egg...they're so fucking annoying."

by BONE May 4, 2003

grind

A form of the most horny dancing imaginable. Guys looking for ass will grind profusely with random girls in order to pursuade them to come home and get some bun action. Involves pushing the male genitalia up the ass of the female.

At the club last nite, I got hammered and was grinding with every girl in there...so much, that my package was sore the next day

by BONE May 3, 2003